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"Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics" -Black Adder II
"Of course he has a knife. He always has a knife. We all have knives. It's 1183, and we're barbarians." -Lion in Winter
Bards do it orally
Celts do it with knots
Ah, here it is, So-crates. 'The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing.' That's us, dude. -Ted to Bill , Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Don't open the gates, who the hell needs a wooden horse that size? - Unknown inhabitant of Troy
We are Normans. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile
(For all you who don' t know, "Assimilated" means "To make like, to make same"... I had to look it up in the dictionary...)
If you have any of these, go ahead and send them to me at: dianja117@yahoo.com and I'll put 'em up here, with a cerdit to you, of course!
procrastination is like masterbation - you're only fucking yourself
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
Why are SOFTballs hard?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
(All of the above submitted my: Mandi) |
